bennyc4youandme (bennyc4youandme) wrote in the_caged_lions,
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WE HAVE A NEW OWNER!

Due to a drop in ratings, Lee Wright and Elizabeth Lovell have been relieved of their positions as co-owners of the WWF.

A tournament to decide the new owner was held, and Jason Vaughan secured that position. He defeated Justin Banks in a long, grueling match in which Allen Gillespie interfered on behalf of Vaughan, while Brandon Vinson interfered on behalf of Banks.

When asked for comment, Vaughan simply stated, "I don't know, man. I've come a long way. Worked at the GAP, man, worked my way up the ranks. Now I'm the most hardcore owner of the WWF in history, man. Man."

Not all were as pleased with the results as the head of the Supreme Kourt, however. Brandon Vinson had this to say.

"Look, I did everything in my unlimited power to ensure that the Big Yellow Machine won. It's all about Evolution, and he screwed up. Hell, I even had the most softcore man in America tapping out in my Magic Rack! Why couldn't the Big Yellow Retard finish him off? Damn."

Justin Banks could not be reached for comment.
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